Keep Calm + BFTPs new home

To Celebrate the launch of Blast From the Past's new home (Access via the tab) here is a caption I found in my tumblr drafts

Lucas stopped and stared at the fit brunette staring back at him in nothing but a pair of panties and a top that just covered his now voluptuous chest which rather ironically had said “KEEP CALM AND SQUEEZE TITS”

Lucas had been your typical frat bro, drunk, horny and usually ended passed out in a bathtub. However, unlike previous instances, Lucas had awoken to the sight of two large flesh melons on his chest and his little crusader missing. The buzzing vibration of a mobile on the counter brought him out of his trance and even though he didn't recognise the bright pink smartphone answered it.

“Hi, Lucas, this is Brandy, you know that girl, as you put in the description of your video, finger blasted to the moon” which made Lucas reel back in terror, She had found his xhamster account. “My, my you had quite the record of accomplishments, wow even a mixed race threesome! Such a shame